All Dildos Are The Same T-Shirt

Color
White
Black
Size
Well ain’t they?
Once you get past the cyber skin, ultra skin, and “likenesses”
You’re basically looking at the skills of the person not the dildo…
Am I saying it right? Thus… “All dildos are the same”
It’s the motion in the ocean.

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

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